jjustin:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda (Fart Remix)

PLease.

(Source: youtube.com)

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

8/10 times they always come back with the item for me, so…I’ll keep asking, and having faith in people not to have scratched their butts before handing it off. 

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

8/10 times they always come back with the item for me, so…I’ll keep asking, and having faith in people not to have scratched their butts before handing it off. 

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via pwnator)

tastefullyoffensive:

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]

Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up

(via epic-humor)

The packaging confuses me…these drink pouches tell me these are to be drank.

The packaging confuses me…these drink pouches tell me these are to be drank.

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(Source: amart, via laceymicallef)

datagoddess:

going-to-faerie-see-ya-never:

all-four-cheekbones:

daftwithoneshoe:

Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

Now I want pancakes

dennys should have pancake-stealing kittens in each location!

Ever so often, I see an image that brings the biggest smile to my face. This will lighten my day. 

(Source: prismspalette, via pwnator)

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

(via crispyspacebacon)

(Source: Spotify)

mydogsnokes:

queermobile:

becausebirds:

Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

this is a toucan 

how didthat penguin get up there

he followed his nose

(via fuck-your-opinions)

They don’t have a word for male resting bitch face, mean mugging I guess. I’ve been accused of hating people, wanting to fight people, and being in a state of agony. When in reality I’m chipper as fuck…unless I’m not chipper as fuck =/

They don’t have a word for male resting bitch face, mean mugging I guess. I’ve been accused of hating people, wanting to fight people, and being in a state of agony. When in reality I’m chipper as fuck…unless I’m not chipper as fuck =/

(Source: sunplanet1, via fuck-your-opinions)

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via fuck-your-opinions)

ladyhistory:

nollag:

adam young’s Instagram is a spiritual journey

I AM CRYING

I don’t even know who the fuck this is, but it’s entertaining and I think I can relate

(via cybermen)

tempurafriedhappiness:

Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles. 

(Source: Flickr / dynamutt, via heyitscdubs)

There's nothing here but noise and annoyance. Move Along. @_@